When Iulus says ‘Hey, now we’re eating our tables!’
And Vergil is just like,
- me: wow i have 3 tests and 2 essays due in the next 3 days
- me: ayy i haven't watched THE ENTIRE LOTR TRILOGY in a while
I strongly identify with wood elves because I too like to drink wine and talk about how men are failing
Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having?