I know people imagine Dumbledore laughing in his office about all the letters that get sent to Harry and all. But I think it was really Professor McGonagall. I think it’s infinitely more hilarious to consider her sending owl after owl to 4 Privet Drive, only to appear as a cat to watch in amusement.
They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.
no no you don’t understand what a good marketing scheme this is
If Game of Thrones has taught me anything it’s Kings are fucking weak and don’t mess with a Queen
you could’ve learnt that from chess, bro
I just fainted cause you’re smart as heck