Sunday, July 27, 2014

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penthesileas:

reading the hobbit in latin is difficult because there are all these, like, domestic words? in the first chapter? and it’s like excuse me i study latin i don’t know domestic words just how to say that pyrrhus murdered priam and his son while they were sliding around in their own blood sorry

Anonymous said: My boyfriend says he's going to break up with me if I don't sleep with him. What's the kindest way to tell him to shove it?

edwardspoonhands:

hungerfaerie:

Albus Severus Potter starts Herbology at Hogwarts

"Hey Professor Longbottom; My father says I was named after the bravest man he ever knew, did you know-"

"Well, It’s nice to meet you, Neville Potter"

"Actually, it’s-"

"It’s Neville. Your name is Neville"

therealraewest:

Okay but imagine:

  • Peter Parker going to a fan convention as Spiderman
  • Peter Parker getting compliments on his Spiderman costume
  • Peter Parker entering a Spiderman Costume Contest
  • Peter Parker losing said contest
  • Peter Parker losing the contest to Deadpool

Alan Tudyk’s and Nathan Fillion’s encounter with Justin Bieber at the Halo 3 release party (x)

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Buffy The Vampire Slayer: A Summary

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Saturday, July 26, 2014

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youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond