Vulcans don’t like getting wet
Cats don’t like getting wet
Vulcans are sassy assholes who show no emotions even though they have emotions
Cats are sassy assholes who show no emotions even though they have emotions
Conclusion: Vulcans are cats
your logic is sound
(Source: bracha-ncc1701)
Wash, tell me I’m pretty.
Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.
‘Cause I’m pretty?
‘Cause you’re pretty.
For if you suffer your people to be ill-educated, and their manners to be corrupted from their infancy, and then punish them for those crimes to which their first education disposed them, what else is to be concluded from this, but that you first make thieves and then punish them.”
― Thomas More, UtopiaI actually use this argument all the time, and no one has noticed that I’m quoting this.
(Source: mikeyswarren)
captain’s log. idk what the frickin star date is. shit’s happening or something. g2g. kirk out.
(Source: digitintheremisterspock)
